Do Sculptures lie?

A stone’s throw from Oslo Central Station you’ll find the Norwegian Opera and Ballet. Designed by ‘Snøhetta‘ architects, it has become a landmark and place of pilgrimage for all who visit Oslo.

It was not too popular that Carrera marble was chosen for the facade of the Norwegian Opera House, instead of domestic stone. But it is understandable that pink Fauske marble would not have given the same references to the Arctic Ocean or icebergs.

The decision to build a completely new opera house started a long lasting debate at the time, not least the price tag of over 4 billion NOK. As expected, attendance at the opera has increased significantly since the new building opened in 2008, and all shows are normally sold out before the season starts. When you also consider that the ingenious design, including public access on the roof, makes it accessible to everyone regardless of musical preferences, this project can only be labeled a great success.

The opera roof is unattainable in winter conditions. The non-integrated fencing solution is not very stylish, though.

For Tobatheornottobathe, the lack of roof summit climbing was not a big disappointment, as we are always on a bathing tour as well. Just outside the Opera House, you can admire the floating sculpture ‘She Lies’. Her design interacts neatly with the Opera House, constantly turning and moving with the current and wind. Awesome! We wanted to swim there!

It’s been called trash, but Tobatheornottobathe thinks Monica Bonvicini’s ‘She Lies’ is just beautiful. And a great goal to swim to.

She Lies‘ is a three-dimensional interpretation in steel and glass of Caspar David Friedrich’s painting ‘Das Eismeer‘ (The Ice Sea) from 1823.

Friedrich didn’t visit the Arctic Ocean himself, but the Arctic was getting popular like never before in the 1820’s. Humanity (the wreck) looses aganst nature (God).

Caspar David Friedrich was born German in Greifswald (Swedish Pomerania) in 1774. He is considered one of the most important painters of the Romantic period. Why did he paint the Arctic Ocean? Art patron Johann Gottlob von Quandt wanted polar images in his private collection as a counterpart to motifs from the lush south, so in this sense it may have been a commissioned work. But it has also been interpreted as an elaboration of a childhood trauma from the age of 12, when he and his brother Christoffer went skating and Friedrich fell through the ice into water. The brother, one year younger, managed to save Friedrich, but drowned himself. The brownish color of the ice might come from domestic rather than arctic ice. Friedrich made many sketches while living in Dresden during the winter 1821, when the river Elbe was completely covered in ice.

Eisfie‘. For sure, she’s lying in the water crust. But is she lying too?

As a picture of the feeling when you throw yourself into water below 4 degrees Celsius, ‘She Lies’ is an excellent illustration. Tobatheornottobathe do not combine sauna with ice bathing at the moment, so every bath is cold-cold-cold and not warm-cold-warm (the motive is to become even better accustomed to cold water). She Lies’ location might be a lie, since icebergs do not usually drift into the Oslo fjord. But ice on the fjord is not at all unusual, as the day we enjoyed our swim. Bonvicini is an Italian artist based in Berlin, who likes to use humor in her works. Here, the most striking issue is the tension between the romantic style of Das Eismeer and the pointed, modern style of She Lies, which could perhaps be seen as a kind of lie? However, there are other, more extreme variations on Das Eismeer, the scenography at Theater Basel being the most special? The opera ‘Aus Deutchland‘ was performed in and on real pianos stacked like the ice in the painting.

Das Pianomeer‘, Basel 1997.

Our swimming was definitely neither lying down nor lying, in winter it’s all about efficiency! It was a rift in the ice from Operastranda (the Opera Beach) to our destination. Luckily! It would have been too much fuzz if we actually did change clothes and jumped into the water directly from the Opera roof. The Opera Beach is constructed by the use of local stone and sand from the Drammen fjord. It’s lovely! While we changed, a couple of Italians were standing just by, talking loudly on their mobile phones. ‘This is Oslo, we can see the Opera, we can see the Munch Museum, etc.‘. ‘Wow! This will turn out loud when we start swimming!‘, we thought. But the narrator continued in exactly the same voice… There’s clearly nothing special about swimming in the innermost part of the Oslofjord in winter, even not for italians.

A sunny swim in front of the Opera House in January is just right. ‘Havnelageret’ (the port storage) in the background. Tobatheornottobathe in place right in front of She Lies.

After an opera bath, what should we do – except visiting the Opera? If all the performances actually are sold out, mulled wine (gløgg), or ‘vin brûlé‘ as they might call it further south, could be an option. To our disappointment, we had to realize that pub owners in The Tiger City make gløgg only in December, and that is very hard to understand. As we see it, gløgg is a part of winter – and winter just doesn’t end in December!

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Tjuvholmen

From Aker Brygge you get to Tjuvholmen (the Thief Islet) via a footbridge.

Footbridge to Tjuvholmen. If you are driving, the road goes under ground.

Tjuvholmen was originally a long, narrow headland. Thieves used to be executed here in old times (court documents have been preserved), hence the name. The headland was later converted into a quay, but the really big development took place between 2005 and 2014. Tjuvholmen today consists of 3 parts: Odden (the Headland), which is landlocked, Holmen (the Islet) and Skjæret (the Reef). The area consists of many apartment blocks, offices, a hotel, restaurants, shops, an art museum and several galleries. In total, we are talking about 950 apartments and 1,500 workplaces.

The Astrup Fearnley Museum at Skjæret.

Some upgrading has taken place since the area consisted of warehouses and quays. When the last apartments were sold, it was almost a doubling of the price at Oslo’s otherwise most expensive area, Frogner: NOK 90,000 against NOK 56,000/m2.

The Sculpture park at Tjuvholmen.

And of course, the same thing has happened here as in Grilstad Marina outside Trondheim: After an excellent, public swimming area is built close to celeber apartment buildings – almost immediately the residents start complaining about noise and garbage, trying to forbid others from using the place. You haven’t bought an expensive apartment to hear other people make noise, have you?

On Tjuvholmen, it went so far that the residents hired security guards, who sent away about 2,000 people during the summer of 2019. In a letter to the municipality, complaints were made about ‘urinating’, ‘fighting with chains’, ‘sex on the lawn’, and the Tjuvholmers referred to the whole situation as an invasion. After this, signs were put up explaining where it is allowed to swim and where it is forbidden (just as at Grilstad, they refer to the bathers’ safety in order to introduce a bathing ban).

The beach at ‘Skjæret’. Swimming allowed!

And the bath itself?

A fabulous bath in the dark, water temperature 5-6 degrees Celsius. Fresh and salt water even though it is in the city center.

We dropped the chains and behaved quite well. No guards in sight.

After a swim at Tjuvholmen, some food is just right.

Correct attire to visit ‘The Thief’?

… and if you choose ‘The Thief’ restaurant, you probably understand that the price level reflects the apartment prices in the area. Maybe you even have to beg a little to cover the expenses?

The begging thief.

Anyway, a bath at Tjuvholmen is always right!

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Aker Brygge

On the west side of Pipervika in the Oslofjord, vis a vis Akershus Fortress, lies Aker Brygge. The area was formerly called Holmen (the Islet), where some industrial companies appeared in the early 19th century. Aker’s mechanical workshop (later also shipyard) was established at Holmen in 1854.

Aker Brygge. Stranden (the Beach) promenade.

When the workshop was closed, in 1982, the development of Aker Brygge began in four stages. Some buildings were demolished, others renovated, and the result is a grandiose meeting place for shopping, dining and entertainment. There are as many as 6,000 employees here and 900 people are residents at Aker Brygge.

The bell tower, Aker Brygge.

About 12 million people visit the area every year, and the place has become a symbol of the 1980s YAP era. We visited Aker Brygge at the beginning of December, to have a pre-Christmas bath. Here the saunas are lined up, and we ended up at KOK.

KOK. Akershus fortress in the background.

It wasn’t that simple, though, because when we arrived with our bags full of towels and swimwear, it turned out that “someone” had booked a sauna for the following day. Presumably the booking ended up on the next day because it was full – without Hunstad Booking noticing.

Aker Brygge seen from KOK. The first sauna was launched at Langkaia in 2018.

Then it was just a matter of strolling along (take this day’s bath somewhere else, which comes in an another article soon) and try again the next day. And yes! This was good stuff. We ended up on the fleet ‘Vega’. It was nice winter weather outside, but the sauna heater didn’t quite keep up, and the sauna never got more than 70 degrees Celsius. Or maybe we just didn’t put wood in the oven often enough.

Just medium cooked this time

But we had a splendid experience anyway, including a few baths in the dark – overlooked by Akershus fortress and Nesoddferga.

Most important is catching the mood! But we are considering opening the GoPro user’s manual…

A bath by Aker Brygge is just right!

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